For Sale - My Sea Bed and Foreshore.
The ownership of the New Zealand sea bed and foreshore now belongs to the Government of New Zealand, which basically means that it is owned by all New Zealanders. This is a good thing as I am really broke at the moment and so I have decided to sell my piece of foreshore and sea bed. I am not sure exactly where my foreshore is, but that doesnt matter as all you have to do is get 3,999,999 more people to sell and you will own it all. It has had only one owner so far, is in good condition and comes with fishing rights.
I can offer flybuys with the sale and will throw in a free britney CD with the deal. Bikini clad women are part of the deal, along with surfies and other general riff raff that tend to hang around beaches. You can tell them to go if you dont want them.
I would like offers over $1,000. If you are a crank or hoax, dont bother bidding.